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Frustrated Man Undergoes Sex Change So He Can Multitask..

Getting the Most Out of a Day’s Work.

Looking for the way to get an edge on the competition has always been the quest of many an aspiring entrepreneur or business leader. How do you do to keep ahead of the competition… the guy chasing you down the field when you’re running for the goal line? Many feel that the ability to multitask is the key.

According to studies, women are better at multitasking than men, a wonderful attribute for a female office manager, and executive… a stay-at-home mom with babies or small children. In tribal cultures, men typically hunt for food by day while the women stay in the village to care for children and prepare food. While the women multitask in order to keep track of the various projects around the village, the men often engage in singly focused activities: hunting and fishing for example.

The ability of a man to stay tuned in to a single task, like sneaking up on tonight’s dinner, or waiting for a fish to get within spear’s reach, is equally as valuable as multitasking. But what if you’re a man in the hectic world of business, fielding phone calls and juggling stacks of papers, managing multiple projects? Wouldn’t we be better and more effective if we were be able to multitask?

A Search For a Solution

That’s exactly what Jack Stephan thought as he rambled around the Colorado Springs branch of Bank of America. “I get so lost sometimes,” he told us when we spoke to him on his lunch break. “I’ll be sitting there and someone will walk up and ask me a question. It can be about work, or sometimes it’s about something like ‘How’s that thing on your face?’ Then they’ll leave and I have to retrace my thoughts to remember what I was doing 30 seconds ago.”

“It’s maddening. I’ll walk from one side of the room to the other to get something and then I’ll forget what it was I was after once I get there. Then I have to go back to where I started and hope that it comes back to me. In the meantime, the day whizzes by and I didn’t get anything done at all. It’s like having Alzheimers.”

Unhappy and helpless, Stephan consulted doctors and psychologists about his problem, but with less than satisfying results.

“They told me that I have ADD and that I should take ridolin, but the thought of being dependent on a chemical just to get through the day isn’t very appealing,” he said.

More years of struggle and frustration were staring Stephan in the face until he decided to opt for a completely unique solution, one that surprised everyone around him; He decided to get a sex change.

Taking the Giant Leap

“I just don’t think this drug maintenance thing is for me. And I’m not thinking of leaving the office environment, so this would be a smart career choice. If you think about it, not much would really change. I could still dress like a guy. I could still ride a boy’s bike. I wouldn’t have to change my name, I don’t think.”

We asked Stephan if it wouldn’t just be easier to take estrogen rather than going through the costly and painful procedure of a sex change. Perhaps just the simple act of buying a day-planner could be the remedy. His reply: “This decision will be psychological as well as physiological. I’d like to have all the advantages of a woman, and I’m not talking about having men open doors for me. I mean, I’d like to be able to wear lipstick and makeup. I’ll do all the things that contribute to the components of what makes up a woman. Why short change myself?”

Why indeed? But wouldn’t it be more cautious to test drive his new personality by simply trying the estrogen, the lipstick and the high heels… minus the scalpel… for a couple of months just to see if there was a behavioral change?

“I’m not going to jeopardize my career any more while women leave me in the dust. I’m going for it,” he said.

“Are you gay,” we asked him?

“I'm not going to answer that... yes I will. Why would you say that? I think that’s presumptuous,” he responded. “Society thinks that just because you dress like a woman and eat salads rather than chicken wings, you’re prissy. That’s just not the case. I know a lot of women who aren’t prissy and who eat chicken wings. My girlfriend, for one, eats chicken wings. She can kick my ass and she doesn’t crave chocolate either.”

“I will say this,” he told us in parting. “I do consider myself a metrosexual, for what it’s worth.”

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